is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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