brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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