Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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