On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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