Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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