what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit