You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.