But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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