I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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