butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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