What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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