rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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