Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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