I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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