Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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