so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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