His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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