Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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