Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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