What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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