I'm drive I can fine osifer
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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