did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
