The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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