he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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