I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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