Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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