i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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