ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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