Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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