I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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