WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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