that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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