I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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