CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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