I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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