I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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