i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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