Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize