It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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