Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I want a musical about memes.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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