there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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