do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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