you guys were way drunker than both of me
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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