god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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