I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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