Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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