why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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