Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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