I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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