No, you can still breathe under the balls.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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