i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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