Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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