Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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