come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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