Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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