I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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