There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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