Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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