Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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