I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
