so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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